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Stranger:: Hi

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger:: U female ?

You: no

Stranger: fuck u

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Stranger: hi horny male looking for horny female to cam2cam with on msn

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: no, asl ?

Stranger: u have msn

Stranger: ?

You: no

You: u have fucking shitty one.lt ? :DDD

Stranger: ???

You: i'v just farted, wanna smell ?

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You: Hi

Stranger: i like vagina

Stranger: hi

You: Would you like to suck horse balls?

You: ?

Stranger: not especially

You: asl?

Stranger: hugh, 16, scotland

You: 16?

You: Want milk?

Stranger: errm no?

You: Oh yeah you want

You: I habe some very old, want?

You: have*

Stranger: no i dont want old milk

You: Then WTF do you want? Dick in ya ass?

Stranger: no i want some vagina

You: Then go and fuck a fucking Cow, so you could drink some fresh milk

Stranger: i aint losing my virginity to a cow

Stranger: i have standards

You: i'v just farted, wanna smell ?

Stranger: no fuck you

You: No, you fuck a cow

Stranger: ok, i'll go and fuck your mum

Stranger: classic

You: mum?

You: I already did yours

You: Go and ask

Stranger: haha into BBW are we?

You: wtf?

Stranger: know what that means?

You: Fuck no

Stranger: Big and Beautiful Women

Stranger: my mums really fat so go you

You: Should be BABW you fucking n00b

Stranger: you dont put those words into acronyms you idiot

Stranger: USA

Stranger: not USOA

Stranger: tard

Stranger: just one example

You: You want Vagina?

You: Then go and fuck your mum

Stranger: no that would be incest

Stranger: is that what you had to resort to?

Stranger: nice one

You: Do you know a man like Drasius Kedys

Stranger: no if he's anything like you then he fucks cows and smells his own farts

You: No he is like you, a fucking pedobear

Stranger: a pedobear?

You: yeah

You: He fucks kids like you

You: Who want free Vagina

You: SO better run under the bed

Stranger: im 16 you fool

You: He's favourite is 16

You: His*

Stranger: oh good you and him can plot to rape me then

Stranger: freak

You: And as far as i know, he is in scotland write know

You: Do you have one.facebook?

Stranger: oh good because as long as he's in the same country as me he should be able to find me

Stranger: yeah why?

You: one.lt?

Stranger: whats that

You: You should like

You: Type in browser

You: www.1227.com

You: Vagina!!!!

Stranger: no thanks

You: Just don't masturbate

Stranger: i dont need that

Stranger: my friend is going to see a girl in germany this summer and he says i can come along to nail one of her friends so fuck you

You: You will be fucked in german

Stranger: oh ja, oh ja!

Stranger: whilst you sit alone

You: You could try dead body vagina

You: Kill a girl and fuck

Stranger: its not rape if they're dead i suppose

Stranger: no fuck you i cant do that

You: Then you won't get a vagina

You: P.S. from now, i know where you live

Stranger: no because im going to hook up with my friend's girlfriend's friend

You: Tomorrow i will burn your house

Stranger: good luck with that

Stranger: and no you fucking dont

Stranger: im going to germany to get laid so shut up

You: It will be much easier to burn your house then you be in fucking a 100year old fatest woman in german

Stranger: she's also 16 i talked to her once on msn

Stranger: shut the fuck up you dont know me

You: Yeah everyone girl on MSn says that she is 16, but then you meet her....

Stranger: we went on webcam and she said i was cute haha you fail

You: you cute ;D

You: She was drunk like a horse

Stranger: you dont know what i look like you idiot

Stranger: she wasnt drunk either i really fancy her shut the FUCK UP

You: Then get out of there

Stranger: out of where?

You: this lame chat

You: Press disconect and vsio

You: Kapish biatch?

Stranger: no im going to win this argument

Stranger: i bet you're like 40 and still a virgin

You: wrong bet

You: 20 and lost virgin at 15

Stranger: oh and how did you do that then?

You: I don't speak with virgin

You: Go drink some milk and watch playboy chanel

Stranger: i have done stuff with girls you know

You: what?

You: Mastubating

Stranger: no i've been sucked off

Stranger: fuck you

You: sucked off by drunk, blind and 60year old woman?

Stranger: no by a drunk 15 year old

You: man

Stranger: woman SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT KNOW ME

You: do you like w00tMans?

Stranger: dont know what they are

You: they fucks bad boys like you

Stranger: w.ever shithead

Stranger: im going to a party tomorrow because im cool

Stranger: you're obviously not so i piss on YOUR FACE

You: gay party?

Stranger: FUCK YOU

Stranger: its at a club

You: Gay club?

Stranger: NO I SAID FUCK YOU

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: good luck

Stranger: FUCK YOU

Stranger: BITCH

Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW ME

You: all i know that you a gay, and you are going to go to gay party at gay club

You: Good luc

You: luck with that

Stranger: im not gay shut up

Stranger: its not a gay club

Stranger: I DONT LIKE IT IN THE ASSHOLE

You: You like a big finger in the ase

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I BET YOU'RE GAY

Stranger: I HAVE FRIENDS

You: Gay friendS?

Stranger: one is but shes a lesbian

You: and all others are man gays who fucks you

Stranger: NO THEY'RE NOT FUCK OFF

Stranger: I HATE YOU

You: Then go out of there to your friends gay

You: gays

Stranger: they are not gay

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: i get it all the time at school because im a librarian and now this

Stranger: I DONT NEED THIS SHIT

You: you like in da ass in library?

You: something new

Stranger: NO FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!!!!

Stranger: LITTLE BITCH GO DIE!!!

You: Big gay go to your gay friends, they will make you happy

Stranger: i want vagina im going to go to germany to get laid and not by a man by a women fuck you i hate you

You: ok ok, tommorow you will fuck a very old bitch

You: But today you should fuck a man last time

Stranger: shes 16

Stranger: 16 is my age

Stranger: asshole

You: your asshole is 16"

You: Pretty big for a dick

Stranger: FUCK YOU GAYBOY

Stranger: stop being a homophobe

You: you are a gay and thats all

You: you like 3dsexvilla?

Stranger: no i dont im not sad

You: because there isn't gay sex?

You: ok ok man i need to go

Stranger: bch

Stranger: ~

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: just fuck off

Stranger: get out of my life

Stranger: fucker i hate you

You: press disconnect!

Stranger: NO ITS THE PRINCIPLE

Stranger: SUCK MY COCK

Stranger: WAIT NO

Stranger: ARRGH ASSHOLE

You: Then you dont get a dick in da ass ^_^

You: from your friend

Stranger: TJEURE NOT HGSSAY]#

Stranger: WFUGKLDR

Stranger: FCUK YOU

Stranger: I MEAN FUCLK ODD

Stranger: AY

Stranger: GAY

Stranger: OFF

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: shemale

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Stranger: hellooo

Stranger: f7m??

You: wtats your gender

Stranger: f

You: Nice to meet you then

Stranger: or may bee m

Stranger: who knows

Stranger: what is your gender

Stranger: if i was m it wouldnt be nice to meet me then?

Stranger: so materialistic!

You: are you drunk?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i dont have to be drunk to mess with someone

Stranger: before you go

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: where are you form

Stranger: from*

Stranger: sorry about the typo

Stranger: and your gender and age

Stranger: please

You: you whana play a little game?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: tell me first

You: rules are write these word one at a time

You: I

Stranger: l

Stranger: didnt get it sorry

You: Ok will be honest .

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you tried to mess with me too

Stranger: ?

Stranger: come ooon

Stranger: what is it takin this long

You: This is a fucking tv show and you won 1000000 dollar congratulations !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: OMG!!!

You: tell me your name and adress

Stranger: I CANT BELIEVE IT

Stranger: dam get of ma face

Stranger: gat out!

You: If you live this will not be funny

You: So you must die because shit picle is alive .

Stranger: shit picle??

You: * shit pickle

Stranger: oh ok

You: This will be first in human history internet kill

Stranger: im so sorry if i die this early

You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: haha noooo

Stranger: noo omg im shot!!!

Stranger: dam its bleedin!

Stranger: how could you??

Stranger: how how coul

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ho...

You: if you think this is over then think again

Stranger: aaahhh....

Stranger: ...

Stranger: is dead*

You: I will search flesh eating bitchez don't go away ok i need to destroy your body

You: I will search for flesh eating bitchez don't go away ok i need to destroy your body

Stranger: im dead idiot how can i go away

Stranger: 0.o

You: I don't need no evidence of you death .

Stranger: dump my body in a lake or somethn

Stranger: or burn it!

You: no my idea is better FLESH EATING BITCHEZ .

Stranger: yeah burn baby burn!

Stranger: that is scary

You: Ok now your dead whats next?

Stranger: you said you had to remove the evidences

You: I could murder someone in you family but there would be evidence of murder

You: Because flesh eating bitchez are tired .

Stranger: psycho killer!qu'est que c'est!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: eating my flesh makes them stronger i think

Stranger: not tired

Stranger: but if they are...

Stranger: justice will come!

You: If you have watched animal documentary then you would know that animals after their meal go to sleep

You: So you theory is wrong .

Stranger: oops

Stranger: must have thought bout that

You: I think you should revenge of your death .

You: I think you should revenge your death .

Stranger: yeah but how can i im dead!

Stranger: dam im dead

Stranger: dam !

You: You could hire flesh eating bitchez

Stranger: rofl

Stranger: no noo

You: But there must be a auction

Stranger: i ll hire deamons to haunt you at night

You: so whats your starting price

You: Ok deamons

Stranger: humm hum humm

You: so whats your starting price for deamons because they are for sale.

Stranger: price is for hour or for a day?

You: For day i think.

Stranger: ouch ok

Stranger: 50 bucks!

You: 50 bucks

You: Going once goind twice

Stranger: thats too good for a deamon that wouldnt even spend it i think

You: bucks

You: 100 bucks

You: new price

Stranger: thats too much!

Stranger: its not fair

Stranger: i want another auctioner

Stranger: not my arch enemy!

You: Ok i will invite someone else .

You: Zdarova .

Stranger: wellcome sir i hope you ll lead a fair auction that searches to benefit noone but the bank of hell itself

Stranger: ok Let the auction begin!

You: b*** duok 50 bucksu

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ja

Stranger: da

You: LT ?

Stranger: nope

Stranger:

Stranger: but Mr.Zdarova is from lt i think

Stranger: how nice -.-

Stranger: now we need a translator

Stranger: hey stranger we need you again

You: ok i will get translator

You: LT-b*** duok 50 bucksu EN-Fuck give me 50 bucks

Stranger: is he an auctioner or a hijacker??

Stranger: here you go sir!dont kill me please!

You: Ok deamons are sold .

Stranger: haha in your face stranger!

You: But know you will have to train them and that will cost you another 500 bucks

Stranger: naah come ooon

Stranger: ok ill do this for sweet sweet revenge

Stranger: take this 500 bucks and thats all

Stranger: i ve no money left

You: ok tell me you paypal acount we need everything legall

Stranger: dont have a paypal account sir sorry

You: No money no honey .

Stranger: cant you just take this 500 bucks and this(bribes him 5 bucks) ^_^

Stranger: cant you just help me

Stranger: why cant you?

Stranger: youre gonna makem e cry you aware of that?

You: Ok sir you will get deamon training but you have to tell me you contacts .

Stranger: how dare you!

Stranger: im done!

Stranger: go get him deamons!

Stranger: eat his brains!

You: two can play this game

You: get him flesh eating bitchez !

Stranger: :)

Stranger: omg they cannot eat a deamon and a ghost

You: And the winner will be known in World of Warcraft

Stranger: nope no need

Stranger: i win

Stranger: i win already

Stranger: in your face!

Stranger: me an ma deamons go to party!

You: Ok you win

Stranger: to celebrate!

Stranger: haha

You: I will go fuck flesh eating bithez

Stranger: it is fun to win once in a while

Stranger: you know

You: They told me that they will suck my cock gently .

Stranger: ugh gross

Stranger: disgusting stupid flesh eating bitchez

Stranger: they re triyn to get you btw

Stranger: they re gonna eat you alive

Stranger: be careful

You: same as they did to you .

Stranger: like succubus

Stranger: tempting you to eat you

You: Mummy is back

Stranger: you have to fight!

You: Its to late i think

Stranger: yeah i g2g too

Stranger: it was fun battlin with you

Stranger: hey

You: labas

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: crossborders

You: u?

Stranger: china

You: not far then

Stranger: e ,where is crossborders?

You: between countries. Also called travelling

Stranger: is it a country?

You: not quite

Stranger: ehm..man?

You: what?

Stranger: are you a man?

You: yes. Not a robot. (well I don't feel like one)

Stranger: oh...how old?

You: not very

You: u?

Stranger: not very?

You: not old, not young either

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Stranger: 18 m ..have cam...

You: when you came here you seriuoslly thought theres gonna be a million chicks stripping

Stranger: i dont care

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You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 15 m lithuania

Stranger: ur gay

You: nope

Stranger: i dont believe you

You: why do i care?

Stranger: yes you do

You: you're lesbo?

Stranger: sort off

You: guy who likes girls?

Stranger: yes

You: me too

Stranger: nope ur gay

You: no i'm not

Stranger: you think you arent but you are

Stranger: look in the mirror

Stranger: you can see by yourself ur gay

You: just looked, no i'm not

Stranger: why did you look are you gay or something?

You: You mention "gay" a lot,

Stranger: its kinda gay to wait before you say someting

You: maybe you don't know but you are one

Stranger: thats what i said

Stranger: your gay

You: yes you are

Stranger: you mean yes i am

Stranger: do you like grannys

You: look you just said you're gay

Stranger: ?

Stranger: no i didnt ur gay

You: say whatever you want, but you can't deny the facts

Stranger: that ur gay you mean

Stranger: your just in the denialfase you cant help it

Stranger: i dont blame you

Stranger: blame god

Stranger: your just possesd by the devil you know

You: nope, gays always think that gay are all around them

Stranger: ow dont think im gay i like girls man

You: you just thin you like them, but you're gay

Stranger: you know its gay thats you fucked your father

You: i did not

Stranger: you did

Stranger: i saw it and i have traumas

You: do you even know where lithuania is?

Stranger: i quess in east europe

You: nope

You: so you're making stuff up

Stranger: i had a dream and i saw it in my dream

You: You sick bastard, you dream about naked men

Stranger: it was a nightmare actually but i diddnt see you naked is saw the shadows

You: And now i'ts nightmare, but before that it was dream

You: I said you are gay

You: And you just deny that

Stranger: you cant make me gay, gay!

You: No i can't becouse you are one

Stranger: you mussnt think everybody is like you

Stranger: your kinda special

You: yes i like girls,

Stranger: yeah there your friends

You: and you're sick because you like men

Stranger: and you fuck men

You: Amm, actually i'm virgin

Stranger: but not in the anus

You: all virgin

Stranger: and your mouth isnt virgin too

You: no mouth isn't, licked vagina once

Stranger: yeah your mothers

You: So, suddenly i'm not gay?

Stranger: she foreced you to do it

You: nope, my classmate asked me

Stranger: you didnt liked it but your are a motherfocker

Stranger: shemale?

You: and youre a fatherfucker

You: you?

You: yes you are

Stranger: i arent you fucked your father i didnt i only fucked your mother

You: You said you dreamed

You: and my mother is dead

Stranger: yeah sorry

You: but that makes you more gay

Stranger: why your mother is fuckin ugly

You: because you believe everyword i said

Stranger: she needed to die

You: shes alive

Stranger: she isnt

You: you're a retard

Stranger: you think im a retard

You: yep

You: and gay

Stranger: because you think everybody is like you

You: What is the capital of Latvia?

Stranger: i dont know

You: Yep, you're a retard

Stranger: evereybodu in latvia is gay

You: you live there?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you do

You: so how do you know?

Stranger: i had a dream

You: So you dream about gays?

Stranger: or a nightmare

You: yep, you're denying it

Stranger: and your gay

You: You have something more to say?

Stranger: no

You: Because all you think about is gays

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from

You: Lithuania, you?

Stranger: soviet union

You: da?

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You: hi

You: Age?

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Stranger: hi this is male waiting for horny female

You: *you've just got a cock slap*

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You: here we go again

Stranger: asl?

You: u first

Stranger: 14 m brazilian

You: 42 m Cocktown

Stranger: wow

You: that was nice, yeah?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how are you?

You: better than u i guess

You: r u nigga?

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Stranger: sup

You: don't know what to say

You: maybe i'll be quiet

Stranger: then go away

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You: no more cock, please

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Stranger: hey 17 male looking to talk to girls around my age

You: here are no girls, just naked guys dancing with jedi dildos

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: are there any girls left in this idiotic chatplace

You: ?

Stranger: YES IM A GIRL NOT AN IDIOT AND ASL IS AGE SEX LOCATION BY THE WAY

Stranger: stupid

You: i know

You: what's asl

Stranger: AGE SEX OCATION

Stranger: LOCATION

You: i know whats asl

Stranger: why did you ask

You: for fuck sake

You: i didnt ask, i typed it in two lines

You: so hard to understand

You: ?

Stranger: BITCH

Stranger: BITCH

You: u r a bitch?

Stranger: FOR FUCK SAKE

You: thats nice

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: ASS HOLE

You: so, in this miserable chatsite are only gays

You: and u are one of them?

Stranger: SHUT UP BITCH

Stranger: ASS HOLE

You: thats all u know?

Stranger: IM NOT GAY AND NOT HAPPY WITH YOU

You: i didnt fuck you to be happy

Stranger: DICK

You: wanna try my dick?

You: faceslap u

Stranger: WHAT NOOOOOOO

You: u r typing so god damn long

Stranger: SHUT UP FUCK U BITCH YOUR A FUNKING BITCH

Stranger: TO WHAT

You: thats all u know from english swearing?

Stranger: NO

You: u sound like retard

Stranger: SLUT

Stranger: YOU RETARD

You: some cock eatin retard

Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You: is it in your mouth already?

You: can you whistle?

You: with it in?

Stranger: I JUST HAD SEX BITCH

Stranger: YES

You: u just had "sex bitch"?

You: u pay for sex?

Stranger: I LICKED IT

You: u miserable tard

Stranger: I HAD SEX JUST A MOMENT AGO

You: and how was it?

Stranger: GREAT MORON

You: r u happy?

Stranger: YES WITH HAVING SSEX

You: ok, I'll go to smoke some weed, u can wait

You: be right back

Stranger: CRAPPIE LIFE

Stranger: RIGHT

You: u can play with yourself till then

Stranger: MY BOYFRIENDS HERE

Stranger: HES A WRESTLER

Stranger: BEAT THAT

Stranger: SHUT

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You: here we go again

You: the quiet one?

You: real stranger

You: nu ka, tada dar patylim

You: beje labai skanus shitas suuuuris

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Stranger: hey

You: panama dick is back to business

Stranger: who cares asshole

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Stranger: hey

You: hou

Stranger: knock knock

You: whos that?

Stranger: dis

You: what dis?

Stranger: DISCONNECTED

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You: Baby

Stranger: um hi

You: Kiss me

Stranger: u m/f

You: u ?

Stranger: f,bi

You: FBI ?

You: WTF ?

You: omg !@!

Stranger: female,bi

You: n00b

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You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 22 f PAKISTAN

You: u ?

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