Pasijuokim ir pralinksmėkim

geras... ;D

My pants

Uzkibo vyrukai

Ziema Amerikoj ;D

Ne į temą

WTF IS SO FUNNY

kazkox apsirukes man ten tas besijuokiantis.

Ziema Amerikoj ;D

sniegucio zmones neregeje, is kur jiems zinot kaip elgtis va ir ciauzo, mina gazu is baimes, o masinos galiniais varomais, ir nedaeina, kas ne taip vienas tai isvis pasireiske gal kokias penkias masinas pabuciavo. tai kai pagalvoji ikalei i viena ir stok parukyt pagalvot, ne, reikia bandyt taisyt padeti ir dar prasinest per kitas

Just who is Jack Schitt?

 

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

 

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

 

Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

 

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

 

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happen

s.hit happens

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Sita zinau...

Uzmestas South Parko garsas...

Bet gerai padaryta

Aciu isstatu

Na vaiksciojau cia skaitinejau bet neradau tokio anekdoto tj wa lusit vietoj

Isejo moterys su savo vaikais [berniukas ir mergaite] pasivaiksciuot i parka...

Ir pasove jos vaikus nuejo ji pas daktara o daktaras sako:

- Kai jiems sukaks 14 metu mergaite iskakos kulka o berniukas issisios...

Na atejo tie metai atbega mergaite sako:

- Mama nepatikesi kas man atsitiko!

- Taip zinau tu isskakojai kulka - sako mama

Mergaite sako:

- Is kur tu zinai?

- Sena istorija - atsako mama

Atbega berniukas ir sako:

- Mama nepatikesi kas man ka tik nutiko!

- Zinau suneli tu iskakojai kulka - sako mama

- Ne mama, as besimasturbuodamas nusoviau mociute! :)

:)

name: Boarguts the Impaler

Flavor : "Feed my steel with your gutless, spineless flesh!"

impaleris itakingas, skverbiasi net i wow kortas

(tas flavor tai beveik prie kiekvienos kortos esanti citata is kienonors ar konors zodziu/uzrasu)

flavor panasus i jo būda

taigi galima daryt isvada kad wow pasaulyje impaler butu:

Type Hero

Faction Horde

Race Orc

Class Warrior

Talent Fury

Professions Blacksmithing, Engineering

Geras bairis isstatu1

 

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