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Mano Katinas losia su ps2 ;D jam labiau patinka sidabrinis

Mano Katinas losia su ps2 ;D jam labiau patinka sidabrinis

antra ps2 siaip padejai ant grindu, kad visi pamatytu koks tu kietas 2 consoles turi

Keletas painted bodies photo:

Canon:

O cia N-18:

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antra ps2 siaip padejai ant grindu, kad visi pamatytu koks tu kietas 2 consoles turi

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Pasol n* neturiu as 2 konsoliu antra ne mano is po vakar buvo ant zemes nes ziurejau ar ta konsole dar veikia nes jos savininkas neturi jokiu laidu tik konsole

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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

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Tower:"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Tower:"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"

Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

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A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

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Tower:"Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower:"Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. ! Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."

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Geri pics idek daugiau

Jei turi dar pics idek arba man atsiusk :)

sakes tie su lektuvais prikolai xDD , "Because you lost a bloody war" xDDDDDDD

Geri pics idek daugiau

 

Jei turi dar pics idek arba man atsiusk :)

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Ka tu cia nusisneki? Cia viska ne vienas zmogus deda

lulz

paziurekit iki galo, puikiai padarytas fimlukas, lietuvaiciai irgi yra isradingi , esu mates daug panasiu, bet sitas tikrai amazing.

ps. daft punk muzika cia labai tinka

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