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[13:59:37] hocine: labas

[13:59:55] hocine: h r u miss

[14:00:48] Juozas: do i know you ?

[14:01:08] hocine: i am from algéria

[14:01:34 | Edited 14:24:19] Juozas: so ? i dont know anyone from algeria

[14:02:03] hocine: i want to be our friend

[14:02:10] hocine: your friend

[14:02:16] hocine: u accept me

[14:02:49] hocine: ok

[14:02:53] hocine: (handshake)

[14:03:14 | Edited 14:24:01] Juozas: and why exactly do you want to be my friend ?

[14:03:41] hocine: i like girl of luthuania

[14:03:57 | Edited 14:32:23] Juozas: yeah , lithuanian girls are beautiful

[14:04:00] hocine: excuse my englich

[14:04:10] hocine: i speak french

[14:04:37] Juozas: where did you get my skype name ?

[14:04:38] hocine: (y)

[14:04:54] hocine: i look for

[14:05:19] hocine: fluke

[14:05:31] hocine: u acce^pt me

[14:06:33] hocine: ok miss

[14:07:02] Juozas: dude I'm not miss

[14:07:13] hocine: missis

[14:07:18] hocine: u r married

[14:08:12] Juozas: no i am not a girl

[14:08:26] hocine: u r a man ?

[14:08:53 | Edited 14:22:27] Juozas: yeah ,why did you think I m girl ?

[14:09:04] hocine: oh my god

[14:09:13] hocine: excuses me

[14:09:25] hocine: i want a girl

[14:09:29] Juozas:

[14:09:33] hocine: (bow)

[14:09:52] hocine: u have girl with you

[14:10:14] Juozas: are you buying girls ?

[14:10:26] hocine: yes

[14:10:50] hocine: july i go to lithuania for buiseness

[14:10:58] Juozas: i think it is illegal in europe

[14:11:21] hocine: yes

[14:11:46] hocine: i like the girls

[14:12:13] hocine: i am in africa

[14:13:00] hocine: u have not girl

[14:13:20] Juozas: so i guess in africa you can have multiple wives

[14:13:57] hocine: yes for wives

[14:14:04] hocine: (y)

[14:14:12] hocine: mei have three

[14:14:15] hocine: now

[14:14:36] hocine: i work around the worl in bussiness

[14:14:46] Juozas: is it good business?

[14:14:52] hocine: yes

[14:15:05] hocine: money money is goood

[14:15:25] hocine: i go to china every month

[14:15:58] Juozas: yeah ,but money from illegal business can take you to the prison

[14:16:25] hocine: I can see if I come in lithuanian

[14:17:40] Juozas: so you're taking girls against their own will

[14:17:54] Juozas: and then sell them

[14:18:07] hocine: I'm the importation of equipment and accessories élèctriicité

[14:18:39] Juozas: so women in africa is called equipment ?

[14:18:52] Juozas: that's cool

[14:19:42] hocine: I just want to talk and meet and spend quality time as I seek translators French _lithanian

[14:20:11] hocine: bye sir

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