Pasijuokim ir pralinksmėkim

Ismoko sokti pazejas filma tikit ? xD

LIETUVIŲ - LATVIŲ

Kirminas (parazitas) – subins slieks

Begemotas – pelkiu zirgs

Ginekologas – putekrapštals

Nekaltybė – Skaistaklynė

Dantistas – iltis barškals

Kava – juodsmyžals

Samagonas – krūminš baisulis

Žiogas – šiena ožis

Dviratis – sakumdrylis

Futbolininkas- spirdžiu miklinojs

Stalas – kede

Kėdė – stals

BMW – benzaryjis

Okeana burbuls - banginis

nusišikti - Dirstelėt

trauk - Dročik

Ežiukas - degtuku krums

briedis - Elns

elnias - Brieds

Drakonas - pukis baisuols.

Ežiukas - adata galva.

Gyvatė - dzunglu šnurs.

Lietuvis - essts.

Lietuviai zydsmaugliai.

Katinas - kakis.

Laikraščiai - avižas.

Begemotas - pelkiu zirgs.

Dviratis - sakumdrylis.

Liemenėlė - pupturis.

Kirminas - subinslieks.

Nekaltybė - skaistaklyne.

Pionieriškas šūkis "Visada pasiryžęs!" - Visad gatavs!

LIETUVIŲ - ESTŲ

Dezodorantas - kuunssmarvesnaikintuvss.

LIETUVIŲ - JAPONŲ

Palapinė - nachiera ta chata.

Sekretorė - suka chama.

LIETUVIŲ - LATVIŲ

Kirminas (parazitas) – subins slieks

Begemotas – pelkiu zirgs

siaip man teko gyvent su latviais ir juokais paklausiau as ju del situ bejeriu

tai galiu patikint jus kad cia tikrai ne latviu vertimas, o labai smaiksciu lietuviu

mane tai paskutinis pribaige ;DDD jei filmu pavadinimai sakytu tiesa

Nuo Scary F-cker vos nuo kedes nenukritau

tokiu geru nematytu yra

Nuo Scary F-cker vos nuo kedes nenukritau

Jo jo tas ir mane pribaige dar vienas juokingas:

Who are you callin waco ?

Nemokamas internetas

Akiniai keicia zmogu

Sitas juokingas nes radau ne lietuvos puslapyje

Help pour kittens, better

Kelis is bash.org imesiu.

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David says:

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Jenna says:

what the **** is your problem?

Jenna says:

why do you always do that?

<glacial> I love school

<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set

<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.

<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:

<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator

<ecoli> ew.

<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?

<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

<Aero> he doesnt answer

*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!

<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for

<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"

<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.

<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.

<ctone> ...

<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org

<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome

MaroonSand: no its not dude

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?

<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession

<by> Kk

<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot

<by> ?

<by> Now what?

<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

Šviečiantis vanduo. Video pamoka (nejuokinga bet idomu)

Jūsų dėmesiui puiki video pamoka, kaip iš limonado butelio, maistinės sodos ir vandenilio peroksido pasidaryti neoninę lempą. Su pasidaryto skysčio pagalba galima rašyti naktį ant asfalto, galima pasidaryti puikų neoninį šviestuvą turistaujant, žvejojant, medžiojant ir t.t. iš serijos "Must Have".

Reiks kokia diena pasidaryt, paprikolint aiksteliai ,kai sniegas istirps

Tik reik zinot kokio % reik pirkt vandenilio peroksida

Bet daukas sako kad cia faik ,nes buvo rasoma kad nieko neisejo

Vakar stipriai zaidziau

Poto ieskojau G-Tasko Bet neradau

Uztai pradejau dauzyt galva kad stresa nuimciau

Kai stresa nusiemiau, tada gerai prisigeriau ir prisirukiau

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