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how to say '12 months' in Estonian

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Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you

forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have

nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to

tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last

straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a

new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a

brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to

sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me

anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and

wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore;

whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P. S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away

to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's

true that you and I have been married for seven years,

although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant

whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice

when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that

came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother

raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,

I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favourite meal, you

must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped

eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the

$49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a

coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from

me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could

work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job

and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My

lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime

from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla

was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Edit:

Dar viena foto pridesiu, spauskit offtopic (huge pic):

Ne į temą

Nemokamas alkotesteris:

Turku Rembo

Kaip buvo sukurtas Avatar'o scenarijus:

Семья тусовщика - comedy club

Chuko gimimas:

Eina sau... Va ka Airijoj per zinias rode!

Btw, cia tikros zinios (RTE kanalas, 6-tos valandos zinios).

Siektiek net gaila zmogaus.

oh well.

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